Ash and Shawn's top 10 funny things...

1. Shawn keeps the shoes dry by putting them in the air vent and also blowing them with the hairdryer!
2. Tanner and Baylor have been watching cartoons with MJ in the morning and seem totally unaffected by the fact that they are 100% in the Chinese language!
3. Myra has a very goofy sense of humor ,this is seen totally through body language since she does not speak much yet!
4. Despite total vehicle chaos in the streets, you don't hear any horns. We have been told that it is not allowed. No one even looks annoyed!
5. The kids are probably going to wake up their first morning back wondering why there is not a breakfast buffet waiting on them!
6. They will also probably automatically carry a bottled water with them to the sink to brush their teeth!
7. Tanner will no doubt never step foot into a 7eleven as long as he lives... the 7eleven is where we have bought some of our water/cokes etc and it has a very distinct food smell that Tanner cannot stand. We joke with Tanner that if he misbehaves, he is going to have to take his time out inside the 7eleven!
8.Myra will literally eat anything you put in front of her! And you have to judge for yourself when to stop feeding her because she won't stop!
9. The day we are told we have to stay in our room to wait on a phone call is the first sunny day in China! Also, the special group dinner planned for all of the families tonight is at a restaurant that I have heard has made several families sick. I told Shawn that there is no way we are eating there! Going to try to talk our guide into another restaurant, otherwise it may be another Pappa John's night!
10. If Shawn has to come home and sell the practice to pay the bill, it will be due to the fact that by the second day we had succumb to the convenience of the hotel minifridge. I think a coke may be five American dollars!